the scruple notebook: page 12
since the last 2 cigarette ads don't show up very well, I'll write them here:
| Cowboy Cigarettes: | Get up, chase some cows, inbreed some dogs, then go home and pork your wife. All in a days work for a Cowboy. Relive it with Cowboy Cigarettes Coolguy Cigarettes: | It's night and it's raining. There you are standing up against a light-pole with a leather jacket on, smacking a pack of Coolguy Cigarettes against your palm. You're cool and you know it. Now it's time to show up somewhere unexpectedly! | |