description: okay, I was wrong about Chode Industries only having 2 products. Here's another one (along with the 100 proof NyQuil, if you noticed). This is Play-Ho, one of my all-time favorite fake products. It's basically a bucket of "latex and hormone coumpound er something" that comes in a big bucket (like as big as a bucket of tar). With this clay, you shape the woman of your desire and then gratify your primal needs. The method of advertising for this product is a testimonial by a regular user of the product. His name is Cletus Johumphrey Blanch III, and he likes Barbara Bush.
my favorite parts:
- "fake id's are accepted as long as they are convincing."
- "got your hand"
- "Including free persuasive ad: Why Play-Ho is better than a real woman"