hey, I'd like to thank...
water and food for keeping me alive, school for the inspiration and the overwhelming desire to be better than everyone else, nikk (who will someday be the best man at my wedding), perfekt, _li, tannim, jerky_2, hachiman, kevbo, caleb the fat mexican, chris and his underachiever gap, spivey's overachieved gap in his teeth, cap'n crustor for staying smelly, mike russel for loving underaged girls as much as I do, make-up for hiding everyone's ugly truth, target for giving me money for pretty much nothing, college for taking all my money, bands for taking my money, scott shuttle for reminding me I'm an idiot, aubrey for being an outlet for my thoughts and emotions, aria the porno model for being the hottest girl in the world, dayna thompson for being the former hottest girl in the world, corrine guy for all those wild fantasies, mike dugan (friend, not uncle) for the inspiration to draw, andy zeien for the inspiration to be different and look at everyone else like their nobodies, nick travanty for inspiring me to listen to older music, sean keisman for his computer skills, jenni carnahan for putting up with my square ass, kim meyers for letting my touch her boobs at that one party, double j for inspiring us all to be pimps, scott bradbury for reminding us that having lots of friends can be somewhat beneficial, brady frey for letting me get drunk at his house, eric goebel for introducing me to Wesley Willis, root beer, clove cigarettes, cigars, the feeling of maturity and importance that comes along with a freshly lit cigarette in ones mouth, T, A, or both T&A, caleb's dad for preventing me from hating gay people by default, leitha demoss and amanda green for the ability to say I'm friends with lesbians, barry anderson for not hating me because I picked on him, justin buh for encouraging me to start drawing, useless piece of shit personal websites for inspiring me to make my own, patience, nicole hill for being hot, jackie ramos for actually acknowledging the fact that we used to hang out for one summer, carrie from my chemistry class for wanting to sleep with me, keri fedler for the same reason, jennifer booth for completely misleading me, katie thomas for making me laugh, pete for being a lighthouse, dayna pennington, diana garret, jenni bushing for being my perfect personality match, birds that chirp when I should go to bed, jeremy moore for showing me how cool video games are, andrew neave for getting me to play sports despite my complete uninterest in doing so, derek bellevage for our experiments with marijuana, chris clark for kicking my ass, SHOGUN for giving me a reason to not work on saturday nights, chocolate, e-head, cable modems, inside edition, blind date, memories I can't explain, my fucking superior "animal handling" skills, cats, guitars, weezer, the thrift store, disregarded t-shirts, robin van bogelen, heidi brandt, heidi's little sister for being so hot and so never going to happen, mike thornhill for catching on that most of the time I'm full of shit and I really don't know much at all, my ability to make younger people think I'm really smart, andy lowes for teaching me how to do back handsprings, metabolism, college for having a bunch of hot chicks I'll never ask out, the internet for having almost everything I need, my clear head in any situation, my ability to never panic, my ability to lose my keys, my dad for suggesting I keep a spare key in my wallet, my car, sevnthson, bink, theresa, mr. burd, mr. curtin, ms. somers, joan cusack, steve buscemi, yearbooks, our innate ability to hide emotions, the unnecessary bark of dogs, trees, ropes, ladders, wind, sun, fire, dirt, motorcycles, ben cole for being super gay, eric jakaitis for not knowing what the hell is wrong with himself, todd stephens for being huge, mr. borop for showing those freshman kids who's boss, the hall monitors of zbths for believing that students are inferior...
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