happythepunk *
thankies *
barbiegonewild *
krzyluvmonkie3 *
just a normal everyday conversation...
thankies *
sometimes people IM you out of the blue with completely vague messages. When this happens, you must respond appropriately:
highflinballer *
This isn't from a chatroom, but it's good nonetheless.
Lucky Esokun *
mIRC 5.0.2
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(PHANTASSIM) yeah I work in masonry
| (PHANTASSIM) 6'2" 285lbs all muscle (PHANTASSIM) I've got 6 girls after me (stuntwill) I'd prefer 1 good girl over 6. (PHANTASSIM) well it's not like I have control over how many chicks want me (stuntwill) you could cut off your nose
...or an arm.
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How to deal with random hecklers:
mIRC 5.0.2
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vampire1: eat shit
| stuntwill: drink blood vampire1: yea
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That was the entire conversation.
And I thought he'd be flattered that I wanted to see him naked...
just what is with foreign people?
stuntwill:
My search on Webcrawler for "Scott Shuttle" +nude -"adult check" yielded no results.
widget31299:
good...
widget31299:
...
widget31299: ...
widget31299: bitch
PartyOnWayne:
my cousin talks to this guy in australia named matt who has the same birthday as me but he's 14
PartyOnWayne:
and i'm talking to him on msn
stuntwill:
you should tell him that when he says "day", it sounds to us like he's saying "die"
stuntwill:
and when he says "die", it sounds to us like he's saying "doy"
stuntwill:
and when he says "doy", it sounds like he's an idiot cuz "doy" isn't a word
PartyOnWayne:
my mom bought goldfish
PartyOnWayne:
she has too much money
stuntwill:
goldfishes aren't expensive
stuntwill:
or is this one really covered in gold?
Flame duel me? You don't know what you're up against...
Bobo2269:YOUR A FUCKING PUSSY BITCH
Bobo2269:DON'T FUCK WITH ME
Bobo2269:I WILL BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE
stuntwill:BAHAHAHA!!!
stuntwill:I'LL JIZZ IN YOUR CREAMED CORN AND INSTALL CAMERAS IN YOUR HOUSE SO I CAN WATCH YOU EAT IT!
stuntwill:THEN I"LL BROADCAST IT LIVE ON THE INTERNET FOR EVERYONE TO SEE!
Bobo2269:I WILL BLOW IT UP WITH A BOMB, THEN I WILL FUCK YOUR MOM, SHE'S A GAY SLUT, ILL FUCK HER UP THE BUTT
stuntwill:I'LL TIE FROZEN HOT DOGS TO THE SEATS OF EVERY ONE OF YOUR CHAIRS SO THAT THEY STICK YOU IN THE ASS WHENEVER YOU SIT DOWN!
stuntwill:I'LL TIE A BOMB TO YOUR BLOW UP DOLL AND THEN I"LL ATTACH A BOMB TO THE BOMB SO THAT WHEN YOU TRY TO DISARM ONE OF THE BOMBS THE OTHER ONE GOES OFF!
stuntwill:I'LL SHAVE A MONKEY AND REPLACE YOUR DAD AND WHEN YOU GO TO THE ZOO, YOUR DAD WILL BE IN THE CAGE AND WHEN YOU REALIZE IT'S YOUR DAD, THE SHAVED MONKEY WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!
Bobo2269:YOUR A GAY FAG..I'LL PUT YOUR HEAD IN A BAG....UNTILL YOU CAN'T SEE...THEN ILL PEE ON YOUR FUCKIN FACE AND SPRAY YOU WITH MACE
Bobo2269:your a fucking fag, NO ONE LIKES YOU, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
stuntwill:I'LL COVER YOUR HOUSE WITH SLICES OF BOLOGNA AND WHEN THEY ROT YOU'LL DIE OF ASPHYXIATION AND IT WILL SAY, "I STINK LIKE ROTTEN BOLOGNA" ON YOUR TOMBSTONE!
they get stupid, I get stupider.
lilT81129:
any hot guys in here?
stuntwill:
I took hot lessons and passed with honors.
xMetalMuliciousx:
oh ya, well i teach hot lessons
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