Who is "Dudester Radman"?
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If you want to hear the Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie theme song, click here.
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if you've been reading my page as closely as I would imagine everyone would, you may have noticed a reoccurring name - "Dudester Radman". Who is this mysterious person? Well, Dudester Radman is the essence of temporary complete and absolute coolness. To be more specific, "Dudester Radman" is a broad representation of one of the media's methods of selling products. Have you ever seen a character named "Poochie" on The Simpsons? They recognized this marketing strategy way before I did, so I give them complete credit. But, to further prove their point, I'll show real examples I've found of the "Dudester Radman" marketing strategy.
Captain Planet
Is he really our hero? We all remember "Captain Planet and The Planeteers". The brain-child of Ted Turner, a typical early-90's cartoon about the environment. But what makes Captain Planet such a "Dudester Radman?" First of all, let's check out his image. Number one, the dude has skin-tight clothes and a mullet. He couldn't look any cooler looking unless maybe he was shiny or glowed or something. If he was in a bar, the girls would be all over him. The next thing that makes him dudester radmanish is his unexplained happiness even though his only purpose is to help four teenage fuck-ups whenever their pussy little elemental ring attacks don't work. His goal in life is to clean up after those punk idiots, but he remains cheery. That's just... man. The only thing that can make me feel better now is the Planeteer Rap Song sung by Fred Shneider of the B-52's!!!! [ Warning: it's pretty disturbing. ]For the opening theme song, click here! |
Johnny Applebot
Is he really A robot dude in a loose mood.
Artificial intelligence scares me. Especially this little guy. This is the most recent "dudester radman" I've noticed and he lists for $19.99 in your local toy department! According to the reviews I've read, he can play hot-potato, dance in perfect time to any music, retrieve an item, and emit a pulsating wave that melts the organs of biological life without harming surrounding structures. Okay... so how is this talented robot a dudester radman? Well, not only can it do all these amazing tasks, but it says AWESOME and RADICAL things in the process! Things like, "Way out, dude!", "Totally gnarly!", "No you just didn't!", "Get the fuck out the way, mutha fucka before I bust a cap in yo ass!", and "Step, fool. Ms. Pencil Sharpener and I have some unfinished business."
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