Aren't Rumors Fun?
...Just good clean fun! No one gets hurt OR emotionally scarred for life!Are any of these rumors true? I don't know. If a rumor is accepted by everyone as fact, then it isn't a rumor, is it? A rumor (as defined in this list) is an event involving primarily one person where actual truth is debatable.
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Name: Jenny "Cum in my mouth" Abraham
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): After slobbing knob for a good long time, Jenni was wondering why the guy hadn't fired his rocket yet. He explained that he was trying to be nice and not let himself go. Of course, she replied... |
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Name: Chris "strokin' cock while on the clock" Anderson
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): During a long work-related road trip, Chris started feeling a little drowzy. He then decided that the best way to keep himself awake at the wheel would be to arouse his johnson. He did so, but not to the point of eruption. What a cock tease. |
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Name: Kim "Scabs" Banis
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): After giving a guy a hand job, he complained about a scab on his penis that prevented him from masturbating for a week. Now that's tough. |
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Name: Kim Basek
High School: Rhinelander High School, Rhinelander Wisconsin Rumor(s): "[this] cheerleader gave head to like 5 of the basketball players on the way home from a game" |
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Name: Jacklyn Booth
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): when she was a sophomore, she was convinced by a senior to give him a BJ in the gym stairwell because it was the "cool thing to do". The wrestling team walked in on them. |
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Name: Matt "Golden Guzzler" Booth
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): At a party, he accepted the dare to drink a jar of "the whiskey" (which had "dare you to drink it" on the label). He got his friends to pay him 8 dollars to drink it. After drinking the whole thing, everyone started laughing and informed him that it was all piss. He then chased the person who pissed in it about 4 blocks, screaming, "If you tell anyone I'll kick your ass!" Matt Grams never said a word. |
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Name: Scott Bradbury
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): During one of his wild high school parties, he was interrupted in his sleep by a black girl named "Kuntina." What followed has been debated by him and his friends. |
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Name: Jon Brunson
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): Alledgedly had sex with a 400lb. white girl for about 3+ hours.....while his so-called friend sat in the next room. He then invited his friend into the room to have a seat on the bed, which was covered in spooge stains and sweat. |
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Name: Mary "throw momma from the train" Budzik
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): Teacher, alledgedly played the troll in "Earnest Scared Stupid." |
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Name: AJ "One Nut" Cackovic
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): During junior high gym class, the other boys began wondering why he always changed in the storage closet. When they asked the gym teacher, he replied, "The boy only has one nut." |
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Name: Pete Capp
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): Broke up with his girlfriend while having sex with her. |
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Name: Leah Evans
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): Extremely psychotic; once tried to kill herself with a safety-pin over Ryan Geib. (note from editor: the safety pin incident was actually during one of my band's shows. When people heard she was going wiggy outside, all but around 5 people left to watch her. That bitch stole our audience!) |
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Name: Jon "blow it up my ass" Flynn
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): Drunk at a party, Jon Flynn (age 16) took it up the ass from his "best friend" in the shower. |
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Name: Jake "the Brown Bomber" Fout
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): While in line at Great America (kinda like disneyland), Jake accidentally let out a small, marble-sized turd. In a split second decision, Jake decided to shake it down his pant leg, to the people in line below him. |
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Name: Eric Goebel
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): He was fired from Shirl's after his boss watched the security video of him getting a blow job from Dawn Hunter. |
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Name: Nikk "Blaxcalibur" Gross
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): While attending a show at the metro, Nikk was solicited by a female attendee and directed to the men's washroom. Apparently, she was bent over in a stall while Nikk was putting his bitch-splitter to good use. As he was going, a waitress entered the men's bathroom and asked him what he'd like to drink. He replied, "Sprite". |
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Name: "Handy" Andy Holland
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): masturbated during a movie in History class. The opened history book on his lap was apparently bouncing up and down. |
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Name: Eric "Rootbeer Popsicle" Jakaitis
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): Drunk at a party, Eric Jakaitis (age 18) showered with an innocent 16 year old boy, his "best friend." |
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Name: Gabe "Urge to Herbal" Joseph
High School: Winslow High School, Winslow, ME Rumor(s): After a hockey game, Gabe decided it was about time he found out what a REAL woman felt like, so he made sweet love to a shampoo bottle. Unfortunately, it got stuck but he called his mother and the whole situation was resolved after she arrived. |
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Name: John "The Minuteman" Jurijczuk
Rumor(s): While making out with "snatch-face", John (a man with a powerful imagination) blew his load in the heat of the moment. |
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Name: Nick "and his Secret Wish" Kish
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): "Mark baumgartener was drunk at a party, and Nick Kish (Sober) gave Mark a blowjob" |
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Name: Jake "Crotch" Korach
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): alledgedly screwed a cat |
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Name: George "Kitty Raper" Kramer
High School: Central Alternative School, Dubuque, IA Rumor(s): "georgie porgie pudding pie; fucked a cat and made it die." |
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Name: Andy Lowes
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): when he was five, he shit his pants to impress a girl. Today he sports a large mullet... once a ladies man, always a ladies man. |
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Name: Samantha Martin
High School: Moreno Valley High School Rumor(s): her and 2 other girls went to a beach at night with 22 guys. She slept with 12 of them, including her friend's boyfriend. |
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Name: Corey "McChewin" McKewin
High School: Winslow High School, Winslow, ME Rumor(s): Apparently gave his girlfriend a rim job on the school bus. As if those bus seats weren't dirty enough already! |
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Name: Matt "feeling inside that I just can't hide" McDougal
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): While watching a porno at a friend's house, he could no longer fight the urge to keep his monster in his pocket. In a fit of throbbing aggression, he beat it frantically and jizzed on his friend's carpet. |
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Name: Elizabeth "Lizard" McGrath
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): she has a pigs heart and one cat's eye; she paid a guy $100 a month to go out with her (stolen directly from her father's wallet) and one day when he came over to collect his money, her father answered the door, they talked, and she was caught |
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Name: Crystal "The Party Pooper" Miller
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): After senior prom, she got drunk at a huge party and shit all over herself and all over the bathroom. Pictures were taken. |
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Name: Katherine "The Head Cheerleader" Peterson
High School: C.D. Hylton Senior High School, Woodbridge, VA Rumor(s): During gym class, she alledgedly gave head to a pot-head. She claims she was just "fixing her shoe"... |
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Name: Nicole Rose
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): "She licks a mean asshole." |
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Name: Aaron Reiher
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): He was caught looking at another person's wang in the locker room during swimming. (Happens to the best of us...) |
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Name: Adam "Omega Roach" Spivey
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): With his nine-day old Christmas ham feet, he can run up the walls like Neo from "The Matrix." |
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Name: Adrian "The Big Gay Giant" Selgado
High School: Mission Hill Junior High School, Santa Cruz, CA Rumor(s): Endured an day-long erection in 6th grade and the physical educatino teacher had to give him a "manly talk". |
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Name: Mike "The Mikster" Thornhill
High School: Zion Benton Township High School, Zion, IL Rumor(s): Video taped his sexual escapades with his woman... and showed a few friends, to their dismay. |
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Name: Mike "Woody" Woodrum
High School: wheaton warrenville south high school, Warrenville, IL Rumor(s): "He once was dared when he was high to put some of that hard on stuff on his weiner, he had a boner for 3 days cuz he put too much on. Now we call him woody" |
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